~~~ MLM & Facebook ~~~

Assalamu'alaikum and a very good morning (for me, each time is morning.wink!! ;-) ) to all of you. Actually this is the 3rd times i'm update new entry in this blog. Actually i don't know why i become "gedikw" to update more entry (erkk, does this action can be labeled as gedikw???hehe). Maybe because i'm just working from 6 pm - 10 pm everyday, so i have many, many and many free time. So, i'm just on my laptop, log in facebook, then become bored and bored. As a result, 3B will be updated more frequently. Hehe (what a nonsense i'm writing here. *blushing* )

Ok2, back to normal. Have you heard about Multi-Level Marketing (MLM)?? I'm sure majority of you know about this "magic" word. I also have heard about MLM before this, but to be honest, i'm not really know about it. So i'm immediately "ask' my beloved uncle. Guess who??? Hehe. According to my beloved uncle, Mr Wikipedia (suka2 ati je ckp uncle. Haha ;-) ), multi-level marketing (MLM) is a marketing strategy in which the sales force is compensated not only for sales they personally generate but also for the sales of others they recruit, creating a downline of distributors and a hierarchy of multiple levels of compensation.

Based on my understanding, i can conclude that the concept of MLM is just like this, you join this program, then you need to recruit the other to join under you, then you will get "komisen" (if wrong, please tell me). So, although we don't do anything, we also can get money when our recruiter (haha,sukati je cipta vocab baru :-p ) do their work. Can you imagine, you just watching television but you get income at the same time. WOWW!!! Awesome. That's cool man!!!

Coppp!!! Wait a minute. Why suddenly i post this entry???

It is because i've already join MLM???/

or....

WHAT?????

TADAAAAA!!!!!
Kalo udah makan tempoyak tu, ckp pun bau tempoyak jugak yob oii. Hehe. Bior le teman ckp Perak blk ek.
Ha, teman nk tnya kat mike semua le. Mike semua ni ada x akaun dlm mana2 social network website???
Eh, tu apa ke halnya berkerut2 dahi tu?
owh, mike idak tau binatang jenis apa yg dimaksudkan dgn social network website tu????
Ate, tu le, dulu kecik2 haram nk blajo. Ni teman explain udah tercengang.
Ce cite! Ce cite! Ce cite!
Ha, ni teman nk cite le ni.
Ala, Facebook ke, MySpace ke, Twitter ke, Friendster ke, Tagged ke, dan byk lagi
Ecece, dan dan, teman ckp rope itu, mike pon ckp "owhhhhhhhh, fesbuk......"

Okew2, kembali ke jalan yg lurus. Kalo udah ade akaun tu, idak le seronok kalo gmbr mike semua yg hot2 tu x diupload. Idak gitu?
Tak apa la kalo gmbr tu elok sempurna menutup aurat.
Tapi problemnya bila gmbr yg mike semua upload tu gmbr yg x sempurna menutup aurat...
Mksdnya gmbr tu bila org lain view, mendatangkan dosa...
Cuba bygkan, sorg kawan view gmbr kita yg x sempurna menutup aurat
Kita analogikan seorg view bersamaan 1 dosa
Pastu member kpd kwn tu view, dah 2 dosa
Pastu di"tag" plak gmbr tu kpd 10 kwn
10+1+1=12 dosa
Pastu org lain add kita, view gmbr, tmbh lg dosa
Tu baru 1 gmbr x menutup aurat dgn sempurna
Kalo ada 10 gmbr, darabkan dgn 10
Dh berapa dosa dh
Cuba kira
Kalo ada 400 kwn yg view, then ada 20 gmbr kita x menutup aurat, dh brp dosa
OMG!!! OMG!!! OMG!!!
Udah byk bebenor nie. Pening teman nk kiranya
Senang citer, krn sekeping gambar kita yg x sempurna menutup aurat yg kita upload  kt fb menyebabkan kita mengumpul dosa yg byk
Tu baru SEKEPING GMBR, belum byk lg
Dan plg harunya lagi, dosa2 ini kita kutip dlm keadaan kita x sedar
Kita goyang2 kaki kt rmh, tp akaun dosa kita makin meningkat
Setuju x?
Tu yg teman samakan dgn konsep MLM
Kalo dlm MLM kita goyang kaki dpt untung
Tapi hal ni kita goyang kaki dpt dosa..
Haru! Haru!
Dah la pahala x byk mana
Ni plak dpt dosa free menimbun
Lagi la takut, tba2 kita menemui ajal, dgn akaun fb kita terbiar je dgn gmbr2 kita yg x sempurna menutup aurat. Akaun fb kita plak x diluputkan disebabkan hanya kita je yg tahu passwordnya
Bygkan, dlm kubur saham dosa kita terus menerus disalurkan
Haru! Haru!

So, teman sgt pasti dan yakin, yg mike semua ni mesti ada akaun fb ke, fs ke, twitter ke
Eleh, buat muka innocent xde kononnya tu. Confirm ada la.
So, check la akaun mike tu
Delete la mana2 gmbr yg x menutup aurat dgn sempurna
Berhentilah drpd mengutip dosa percuma
Biarkan gmbr yg menutup aurat dgn sempurna
Gmbr yg sekadar nk bg org kenal siapa pemilik akaun tu.

So, mari le kita sama2 men"delete" mana2 gmbr kita kt akaun fb@fs@twitter@myspace atau yg seangkatan dgnnya, yg mn gmbr kita tu tidak menutup mana2 bhgn seperti yg tertera di gmbr di atas..
Mcm mn pula dgn tabarruj???
Ha yg tu kna tggu next entry la.. (xtau bila.haha)

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